Random Quote Wednesday 7/20

Alright, the year is half over and less than a month left ’till gencon!

This is a movie with good intentions, and a lot of care is taken to describe geishas as anything but fancy hookers, since they can sing and dance and hold a conversation. Maybe if your parents sold you to a whorehouse you wouldn’t be so judging

• Vegans are the best thing that ever happened to vegetarians.
• If you don’t know the person, in person, don’t friend them.
• You just can’t simulate the flavor of self righteousness.

Are you going to drone on and on about your umpteenth level half-klingon weredragon psychic ninja you played in this one game where your GM, Monty Haul, had apparently never heard the word “No” used in a sentence? If you are, please hold onto this delicious honeycomb for me while I release these bears. I don’t want to play with you.

Am I going to have to explain how flanking works to you for the third time this session? If so, please help yourself to a nice, refreshing glass of live, angry scorpions. I don’t want to play with you.

Are you going to argue with me about how I should follow your last GM’s houserule that a character can store up to the quantity of an entire flask of alchemist’s fire in their mouth for the purpose of making a surprise breath weapon attack? If you are, I’m sorry, that’s stupid. I don’t want to play with you.

• BB has never promised objectivity. And bigots deserve to get whatever beat down they get
• As I’ve said before, an otherwise ordinary cop who covers for a rotten cop is just another rotten cop.
• Count me in. Either the money goes to someone i like, so i can be happy that i helped someone, or it goes to someone i don’t like and then i can laud it over them.
• If they merged the animal shelter with the soup kitchen and relaxed the laws on which animals you could or couldn’t eat, there would be less problems.

Just to mention it, if any of the random, completely out of context quotes have offended you in any way, please protest the site as vocally as possible, as we could use the publicity.